2015 ‘Gutter-List’ How Did We Do?

A year ago Lilly and I compiled our first “gutter-list” of sex toys we would like to try. Lets step through the 6 part list and see how we did. LELO: Ina Wave (FAIL) We never actually got our hands on an Ina Wave. We did manage to review the LELO which we liked well enough […]

Bumble Bee holds a Frisky Beast Input Valve

More Than Meets The Eye: The Input Valve From Frisky Beast

When I was young I coveted a Transformer toy more than just about anything. As luck would have it my family wasn’t very affluent. I had grown up having to make such concessions as Mega Blocks instead of Lego, Turbo Wheels instead of Hot Wheels, and of course Go-Bots instead of Transformers. Once, while spending the night at my uncle’s house, I […]

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Stress Makes You Blind and Your Cum Orange

Let’s talk about anxiety. I’ll be honest, talking about anxiety makes me… anxious. But this is an important aspect of my personality that I need to work on and that few of my acquaintances are aware of. To give you an idea of where I fall on the scale of anxiety, consider that picking up […]

Electro-Sexual

Have an ‘Electro-Sexual Christmas’ With This Carnal Chameleon Giveaway!

Enter Now: Have an ‘Electro-Sexual Christmas’ With This Carnal Chameleon Giveaway Ask Questions Later: Why?: Would you believe it’s because we love you? No? Well ok it’s because we need more followers and people respond well to bribery! Also Max is a pansy and is afraid of electricity on his balls. December 30th is Carnal Chameleons […]

TENGA GIveaway

TENGA “Play With Yourself” Giveaway!

Enter Now: ‘TENGA Play With Yourself’ Carnal Chameleon Giveaway -brought to you by MEO Ask Questions Later: Why?: Would you believe it’s because we love you? No? Well ok it’s because we need more followers and people respond well to bribery! Also December 30th is Carnal Chameleons 1 year anniversary. That’s right, 1 year of […]

Orgasmatron X2

The Orgasmatron X2 Sex Machine: Gyration Is the New Vibration

You know what is ridiculously expensive? Sex machines. I remember coveting a Sybian so bad that I had elaborate plans to build my own. As it turns out I suck at making things, but you know who doesn’t suck at making things? A little company called Orgasmatronics. One of Orgasmatronics sexy creations is the Orgasmatron. […]

Adventures In Business Travel: ‘Easy Beat’ TENGA Egg Pack

Max’s Log: Day 0 Location: Denver, CO You have got to be kidding me!? 2 separate business trips nearly back to back? Ugh, I have to dress up and pretend to be a normal productive member of society, gross! What about evening entertainment? Most of my sex toys are not things I’d like TSA to come […]