Lana. Lana! Laaaaana!: Lana 3 in 1 by Intimate Melody

Transcript I scream, you scream, we all scream for Intimate Melody Lana! Lilly: Hello and Welcome to this Carnal Chameleon audio review. I’m Lilly chameleon Max: And I’m Max Chameleon Lilly: What we’re talking about today is the Intimate Melody Lana. It is a three in one package, silicon bullets and one handle. Now this […]

Pup’n Out and About: Stockroom Pup Hood and Mitts

Transcript Why Must I be like that, why must I chase the cat? Nothing but the pup in me! Bow wow wow yippie yo yippie yay, bow wow wow yippie yay! Max: I’d like to officially apologize to everyone for that intro sequence and especially George Clinton. I’m sorry for that it won’t happen again. […]

Voyages in Sex Toy Exploration: Topco Rechargeable Magic Massager 2.0

Sex Toy Stardate… 32016.2: On the 3rd planet from the local celestial body I have found something spectacular. A toy that I thought was lost to us never to return like those dreaded tribbles. I had found a wand. But not just any wand. A powerful cordless rechargeable massager wand. With the utmost urgency I must […]

Star Wars 3D Sculpted Dick Sticks: The Force Awakens… Nothing

Lilly and I try to be as fair and non-judgmental as possible when writing for Carnal Chameleon, but there’s one thing I think we can all agree on: Star Wars Episodes 1-3 were terrible! This of course has added to the excitement and surprise of the now very successful “The Force Awakens”. With any addition […]

Fun Factory Bi Stronic Fusion Thruster: C’mon Ride the Train!

How I Imagine it Went Down Somewhere in Germany an engineer was taking a long scenic walk in the German countryside. Suddenly, from a tunnel barely visible in a nearby hill, many tons of fast moving metal materialized and zoomed across the landscape. The engineer admired the Transrapid bullet train as it passed, their mind […]

Elust #73

Photo courtesy of HT Honey Welcome to Elust #73 – The only place where the smartest and hottest sex bloggers are featured under one roof every month. Whether you’re looking for sex journalism, erotic writing, relationship advice or kinky discussions it’ll be here at Elust. Want to be included in Elust #74? Start with the […]

HedoVibes: Review and Contest Roundup #85

Photo courtesy of Carnal Queen Welcome to HedoVibes, a collection of reviews and giveaways that were posted in the past week or so from around the web. This is a collection of adult product reviews & contests from real reviewers. If you want to be included in the next edition start with the guidelines, then […]