Why “Wolfie-Style” Is Our Favorite Position: The Fetish Zone Cadejo

Werewolf painting in cover photo by Lexi Trust me, if you really want to turn her on? You gotta try werewolf sex! –The Upright Citizens Brigade What is with all the love for the undead? It seems everywhere I turn there’s another vampire romance or zombie sex toy. Zombies… really? I mean what could possibly be less attractive […]

HedoVibes: Review and Contest Roundup #104

Photo courtesy of KinkyKittenKim Welcome to HedoVibes, a collection of reviews and giveaways that were posted in the past week or so from around the web. This is a collection of adult product reviews & contests from real reviewers. If you want to be included in the next edition start with the guidelines, then use […]

Ovo B4 Cock Ring

A Stimulating Pleasure Structure: The Ovo B4 Cock Ring

About Betty’s Toy Box Canadians have all the luck! Moose, beavers, dollar coins (when will we be free of the dreaded paper dollar?)! One area Canadians seem to lose out on, however, is decent sex toy retailers. That’s where companies like Betty’s Toy Box come in. Based in Toronto, Ontario, Betty’s Toy Box is a sex toy retailer that […]

You Should Have Put a Tantus Vibrating C-Ring On It

“Cause if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it If you liked it then you should’ve put a ring on it Don’t be mad once you see that he want it If you liked it then you should’ve put a ring on it” Put A Ring on Your Thing-a-ling For […]

Lovehoney Lola Realistic Vagina

Lola Ribbed Vagina by Lovehoney Teaches Us Some New Tricks

♫ I met her on a site where you should go It’s called Lovehoney and they know how to make you Moan-a M – O – A – N – A Moan-a She walked up to me and she asked me to wank I asked her her name and in a sultry voice she said […]

Heated Blanket, Lube Warmer, and Fleshlight sleeve warmer in front of a fire.

Warm Up The Bedroom #1: Fleshlight Sleeve Warmer

Lilly opens the door to the apartment and removes her jacket and shoes before continuing to the kitchen. She then comes to an abrupt stop, as she is bewildered by what she sees. Max, clad only in a white lab coat and welder’s goggles (a Dr. Horrible costume from Halloween) has three liquid-filled bowls on the kitchen counter. In each […]

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SQÜRM by Hole Punch Toys: Something Strange in Your Neighborhood

We Touch The Ethereal Plane At approximately 3:32 PM we received a call from the downtown post office.  They had received a plain brown package addressed to Carnal Chameleon that had suddenly leapt from the stack of packages and begun flying around the shipping area. This is the break Lilly and I had been looking for, real actual contact with a […]

Anthro Shark: Deep Blue Sex

Baz Hogan: Storm’s dying down. Nova Clarke: How can you tell? Baz Hogan: Not as many sharks flying around. After starting a sex toy review with a Sharknado quote, I think it may be time to re-evaluate my life and each of the decisions that has lead me to this one particular moment. However, in […]

Lelo Lyla 2: Total Loss Of Control

You unlock this door with the key of non-monogamy. Beyond it is another dimension—a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You’re moving into a land of both sex and play, of orgies and gang-bangs. You’ve just crossed over into the Swinger Zone. The Many Benefits of Swinging Lilly and I […]

Petunia The Tentacle Maw: It Feeds at Night

For a while, I thought our relationship was taking a turn for the worse. We still loved each-other, but sex was no longer a priority for either of us. We would go weeks at a time with no physical intimacy. Weeks turned into months, and soon it had been 6 months since sharing each-others company in any sort of sensual […]