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Ambrosia Vibe: The Worlds First Cyborg Penis

How I Found the Worlds First Cyborg Penis I first heard about Orgasmatronics bionic strap-on, the ‘Ambrosia vibe’ through their Indegogo campaign. Indegogo is a crowd-sourcing setup similar to Kickstarter, only Indegogo actually allows for fun adult toys! After watching Orgasmatronics campaign video, I was hooked instantly! You could tell the Orgasmatronics crew was excited […]

5 Un-sexy Signs that You Have a Dog

Lilly and I both love our bio-pets. Though I may have used a sexy Myspace profile picture of me holding a dog to ‘seal the deal’ when I first met Lilly, dogs can sometimes kill the mood. That is why I have compiled the following 5 Un-sexy signs that you have a dog! 5. Is […]

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Kelvin the Ice Dragon: A Song of Ice and Desire

Twas the night before Christmas, when all thro’ the house. Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse; The cocks were hung from their owners and bare, In the hopes that the Bad Dragon soon would be there! An Intro to Bad Dragon For the first review here at Carnal Chameleon I figured what […]