Peter Spunk-In-Tail: Bunny Buns by Primal Hardwere

Transcript Here comes Peter spunk-in-tail Hopping up your happy trail Slipperty Cockity Easter’s on its way! Max: Hello and welcome to this Carnal Chameleon audio review. I’m Max Chameleon. Lilly: I’m Lilly Chameleon Max: Today we have a special treat for you for Easter. It is the Primal Hardwere Bunny Butt. The Primal Hardwere Bunny […]

B Swish B-Bold

Miso Horny: The B-Bold by B Swish

Max and Lilly Discuss the B-Bold by B Swish, a fun “Miso spoon shaped” vibe. Transcript Max: Hey Lilly! Lilly: Yes Max? Max: Do you wanna spoon? Lilly: Of course I do! let me bring my B Swish! Max: This is Max Chameleon. Lilly: And this is Lilly Chameleon. Max: So Lilly why don’t you […]

Mounting Our Horned Beast: The Unicorn Horn by Split Peaches

Max and Lilly Chameleon tackle the Mythical Unicorn in this review of the unique sex toy by Split Peaches. Split Peaches Unicorn Horn: Unicorn Horns Transcript: Have you ever wanted to know what it feels like to have your bottom penetrated by the pointed bony projection of a mythical animal? Of course you do! Max: […]

Voyages in Sex Toy Exploration: Topco Rechargeable Magic Massager 2.0

Sex Toy Stardate… 32016.2: On the 3rd planet from the local celestial body I have found something spectacular. A toy that I thought was lost to us never to return like those dreaded tribbles. I had found a wand. But not just any wand. A powerful cordless rechargeable massager wand. With the utmost urgency I must […]

Star Wars 3D Sculpted Dick Sticks: The Force Awakens… Nothing

Lilly and I try to be as fair and non-judgmental as possible when writing for Carnal Chameleon, but there’s one thing I think we can all agree on: Star Wars Episodes 1-3 were terrible! This of course has added to the excitement and surprise of the now very successful “The Force Awakens”. With any addition […]

Fun Factory Bi Stronic Fusion Thruster: C’mon Ride the Train!

How I Imagine it Went Down Somewhere in Germany an engineer was taking a long scenic walk in the German countryside. Suddenly, from a tunnel barely visible in a nearby hill, many tons of fast moving metal materialized and zoomed across the landscape. The engineer admired the Transrapid bullet train as it passed, their mind […]

Doxy Skittle

The Doxy Skittle: Keep Calm and Vibe On!

Putting ‘Skittles’ in your butt is generally a bad idea but for Doxy we will make an exception. Oh? Skittle is just the name that this cunning British sex toy company came up with for their new massager? Well then, Keep calm and vibe on! Meet the ‘Nobble’ As a P.O.E I thought my uses for […]

Bumble Bee holds a Frisky Beast Input Valve

More Than Meets The Eye: The Input Valve From Frisky Beast

When I was young I coveted a Transformer toy more than just about anything. As luck would have it my family wasn’t very affluent. I had grown up having to make such concessions as Mega Blocks instead of Lego, Turbo Wheels instead of Hot Wheels, and of course Go-Bots instead of Transformers. Once, while spending the night at my uncle’s house, I […]