♫ I met her on a site where you should go It’s called Lovehoney and they know how to make you Moan-a M – O – A – N – A Moan-a She walked up to me and she asked me to wank I asked her her name and in a sultry voice she said […]
Lilly opens the door to the apartment and removes her jacket and shoes before continuing to the kitchen. She then comes to an abrupt stop, as she is bewildered by what she sees. Max, clad only in a white lab coat and welder’s goggles (a Dr. Horrible costume from Halloween) has three liquid-filled bowls on the kitchen counter. In each […]
We Touch The Ethereal Plane At approximately 3:32 PM we received a call from the downtown post office. They had received a plain brown package addressed to Carnal Chameleon that had suddenly leapt from the stack of packages and begun flying around the shipping area. This is the break Lilly and I had been looking for, real actual contact with a […]
Baz Hogan: Storm’s dying down. Nova Clarke: How can you tell? Baz Hogan: Not as many sharks flying around. After starting a sex toy review with a Sharknado quote, I think it may be time to re-evaluate my life and each of the decisions that has lead me to this one particular moment. However, in […]
You unlock this door with the key of non-monogamy. Beyond it is another dimension—a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You’re moving into a land of both sex and play, of orgies and gang-bangs. You’ve just crossed over into the Swinger Zone. The Many Benefits of Swinging Lilly and I […]
For a while, I thought our relationship was taking a turn for the worse. We still loved each-other, but sex was no longer a priority for either of us. We would go weeks at a time with no physical intimacy. Weeks turned into months, and soon it had been 6 months since sharing each-others company in any sort of sensual […]
Stairs Incident of ’08 My partner Lilly is unbelievably adorable. If you met us in real life, undoubtedly the first thing you would notice is our difference in height. Lilly and I are separated vertically by almost a foot and a half. This does have the added benefit, as previously mentioned, of making my Lilly […]
How I Found the Worlds First Cyborg Penis I first heard about Orgasmatronics bionic strap-on, the ‘Ambrosia vibe’ through their Indegogo campaign. Indegogo is a crowd-sourcing setup similar to Kickstarter, only Indegogo actually allows for fun adult toys! After watching Orgasmatronics campaign video, I was hooked instantly! You could tell the Orgasmatronics crew was excited […]
Twas the night before Christmas, when all thro’ the house. Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse; The cocks were hung from their owners and bare, In the hopes that the Bad Dragon soon would be there! An Intro to Bad Dragon For the first review here at Carnal Chameleon I figured what […]