Lana. Lana! Laaaaana!: Lana 3 in 1 by Intimate Melody

Transcript I scream, you scream, we all scream for Intimate Melody Lana! Lilly: Hello and Welcome to this Carnal Chameleon audio review. I’m Lilly chameleon Max: And I’m Max Chameleon Lilly: What we’re talking about today is the Intimate Melody Lana. It is a three in one package, silicon bullets and one handle. Now this […]

Pup’n Out and About: Stockroom Pup Hood and Mitts

Transcript Why Must I be like that, why must I chase the cat? Nothing but the pup in me! Bow wow wow yippie yo yippie yay, bow wow wow yippie yay! Max: I’d like to officially apologize to everyone for that intro sequence and especially George Clinton. I’m sorry for that it won’t happen again. […]

B Swish B-Bold

Miso Horny: The B-Bold by B Swish

Max and Lilly Discuss the B-Bold by B Swish, a fun “Miso spoon shaped” vibe. Transcript Max: Hey Lilly! Lilly: Yes Max? Max: Do you wanna spoon? Lilly: Of course I do! let me bring my B Swish! Max: This is Max Chameleon. Lilly: And this is Lilly Chameleon. Max: So Lilly why don’t you […]

Mounting Our Horned Beast: The Unicorn Horn by Split Peaches

Max and Lilly Chameleon tackle the Mythical Unicorn in this review of the unique sex toy by Split Peaches. Split Peaches Unicorn Horn: Unicorn Horns Transcript: Have you ever wanted to know what it feels like to have your bottom penetrated by the pointed bony projection of a mythical animal? Of course you do! Max: […]

Voyages in Sex Toy Exploration: Topco Rechargeable Magic Massager 2.0

Sex Toy Stardate… 32016.2: On the 3rd planet from the local celestial body I have found something spectacular. A toy that I thought was lost to us never to return like those dreaded tribbles. I had found a wand. But not just any wand. A powerful cordless rechargeable massager wand. With the utmost urgency I must […]

Doxy Skittle

The Doxy Skittle: Keep Calm and Vibe On!

Putting ‘Skittles’ in your butt is generally a bad idea but for Doxy we will make an exception. Oh? Skittle is just the name that this cunning British sex toy company came up with for their new massager? Well then, Keep calm and vibe on! Meet the ‘Nobble’ As a P.O.E I thought my uses for […]

Tails and Portholes Mermaid

An Artist’s Story: Brandie of Tails and Portholes

Today on Artist’s Story we are talking to the up-and-coming oceanic themed dildo artisan, Brandie of Tails and Portholes! Here at Carnal Chameleon we like to dig right into the personal questions. Is your work-space organized or chaotic? Bit of both sometimes. I keep my pigments sorted by color, and all my molds and what […]

OXBALLS Foreskin

2016 ‘Gutter List’

Well it’s that time of year again so w… what’s that? New Years has long passed? Too bad! Here are our top 6 sexy toys have made our gutter list for this year. We are going to beg, borrow, and steal to get these goodies, so let’s get it kicked off. Stockroom K9 Muzzle Pup play […]