Flughund Steuer

The Flughund Steuer: The Future of Sex Toys?

With any of the toys sent to Carnal Chameleon headquarters for review, there are familiar questions that come to mind. “Can this be used vaginally/anally?”, “Is the toy body safe?”, “Is the toy good for partnered sex?” and of-course “Will it blend?”. When German company Farbwechsel sent us their newest toy, the “Flughund Steuer” we […]

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To Explore New Worlds: How We Started Swinging – Part 1

To Explore New Worlds When it comes to the topic of relationship health and swinging, you will run into two polarized viewpoints. Some people claim that swinging (and other forms of non-monogamy) can in no way be beneficial to the health of a relationship. On the other side, some people will claim that non-monogamy will strengthen your relationship. […]

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The Carnal Chameleon: Exploring Sex In An Alien World

What’s In a Name? The title of this site, “Carnal Chameleon,” is more than just a catchy alliteration with an adorable mascot. “Carnal Chameleon” is actually a great abbreviated description of my sex life. I was officially diagnosed with the Asperger’s type of Pervasive Development Disorder at age 7, however, my family originally suspected something […]


My 2015 “Gutter-list”

What is a “gutter-list” you may ask? Well it’s a bucket list, of sorts, only it’s down and dirty and represents all of our naughty desires. My gutter-list is a list of things that are going to make my money go right up my ass, sometimes literally! The following represents the toys Lilly and I […]

5 Un-sexy Signs that You Have a Dog

Lilly and I both love our bio-pets. Though I may have used a sexy Myspace profile picture of me holding a dog to ‘seal the deal’ when I first met Lilly, dogs can sometimes kill the mood. That is why I have compiled the following 5 Un-sexy signs that you have a dog! 5. Is […]