Peter Spunk-In-Tail: Bunny Buns by Primal Hardwere

Transcript Here comes Peter spunk-in-tail Hopping up your happy trail Slipperty Cockity Easter’s on its way! Max: Hello and welcome to this Carnal Chameleon audio review. I’m Max Chameleon. Lilly: I’m Lilly Chameleon Max: Today we have a special treat for you for Easter. It is the Primal Hardwere Bunny Butt. The Primal Hardwere Bunny […]

2015 ‘Gutter-List’ How Did We Do?

A year ago Lilly and I compiled our first “gutter-list” of sex toys we would like to try. Lets step through the 6 part list and see how we did. LELO: Ina Wave (FAIL) We never actually got our hands on an Ina Wave. We did manage to review the LELO which we liked well enough […]

Primal Hardwere Krubera Ovipositor: For Science!

I drew in an anticipatory breath and cautiously let it escape my lungs. I thought to myself “This is your moment Max, you have been training for this” My thoughts then shifted to my thousands hundreds tens of readers. This was for them and I was going to see this through for each and every one of […]

Heated Blanket, Lube Warmer, and Fleshlight sleeve warmer in front of a fire.

Warm Up The Bedroom #1: Fleshlight Sleeve Warmer

Lilly opens the door to the apartment and removes her jacket and shoes before continuing to the kitchen. She then comes to an abrupt stop, as she is bewildered by what she sees. Max, clad only in a white lab coat and welder’s goggles (a Dr. Horrible costume from Halloween) has three liquid-filled bowls on the kitchen counter. In each […]

Petunia The Tentacle Maw: It Feeds at Night

For a while, I thought our relationship was taking a turn for the worse. We still loved each-other, but sex was no longer a priority for either of us. We would go weeks at a time with no physical intimacy. Weeks turned into months, and soon it had been 6 months since sharing each-others company in any sort of sensual […]

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My 2015 “Gutter-list”

What is a “gutter-list” you may ask? Well it’s a bucket list, of sorts, only it’s down and dirty and represents all of our naughty desires. My gutter-list is a list of things that are going to make my money go right up my ass, sometimes literally! The following represents the toys Lilly and I […]