The Tight Holed Reindeer: Snowball The Deer by Bad Dragon
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The Doxy Skittle: Keep Calm and Vibe On!
Putting ‘Skittles’ in your butt is generally a bad idea but for Doxy we will make an exception. Oh? Skittle is just the name that this cunning British sex toy company came up with for their new massager? Well then, Keep calm and vibe on! Meet the ‘Nobble’ As a P.O.E I thought my uses for […]
2015 ‘Gutter-List’ How Did We Do?
A year ago Lilly and I compiled our first “gutter-list” of sex toys we would like to try. Lets step through the 6 part list and see how we did. LELO: Ina Wave (FAIL) We never actually got our hands on an Ina Wave. We did manage to review the LELO which we liked well enough […]
You Should Have Put a Tantus Vibrating C-Ring On It
“Cause if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it If you liked it then you should’ve put a ring on it Don’t be mad once you see that he want it If you liked it then you should’ve put a ring on it” Put A Ring on Your Thing-a-ling For […]
Warm Up The Bedroom #1: Fleshlight Sleeve Warmer
Lilly opens the door to the apartment and removes her jacket and shoes before continuing to the kitchen. She then comes to an abrupt stop, as she is bewildered by what she sees. Max, clad only in a white lab coat and welder’s goggles (a Dr. Horrible costume from Halloween) has three liquid-filled bowls on the kitchen counter. In each […]
Anthro Shark: Deep Blue Sex
Baz Hogan: Storm’s dying down. Nova Clarke: How can you tell? Baz Hogan: Not as many sharks flying around. After starting a sex toy review with a Sharknado quote, I think it may be time to re-evaluate my life and each of the decisions that has lead me to this one particular moment. However, in […]
Petunia The Tentacle Maw: It Feeds at Night
For a while, I thought our relationship was taking a turn for the worse. We still loved each-other, but sex was no longer a priority for either of us. We would go weeks at a time with no physical intimacy. Weeks turned into months, and soon it had been 6 months since sharing each-others company in any sort of sensual […]
My 2015 “Gutter-list”
What is a “gutter-list” you may ask? Well it’s a bucket list, of sorts, only it’s down and dirty and represents all of our naughty desires. My gutter-list is a list of things that are going to make my money go right up my ass, sometimes literally! The following represents the toys Lilly and I […]
Kelvin the Ice Dragon: A Song of Ice and Desire
Twas the night before Christmas, when all thro’ the house. Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse; The cocks were hung from their owners and bare, In the hopes that the Bad Dragon soon would be there! An Intro to Bad Dragon For the first review here at Carnal Chameleon I figured what […]