Anthro Shark: Deep Blue Sex

Baz Hogan: Storm’s dying down. Nova Clarke: How can you tell? Baz Hogan: Not as many sharks flying around. After starting a sex toy review with a Sharknado quote, I think it may be time to re-evaluate my life and each of the decisions that has lead me to this one particular moment. However, in […]

Petunia The Tentacle Maw: It Feeds at Night

For a while, I thought our relationship was taking a turn for the worse. We still loved each-other, but sex was no longer a priority for either of us. We would go weeks at a time with no physical intimacy. Weeks turned into months, and soon it had been 6 months since sharing each-others company in any sort of sensual […]

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The Kama Sutra With Training Wheels: The Liberator

Stairs Incident of ’08 My partner Lilly is unbelievably adorable. If you met us in real life, undoubtedly the first thing you would notice is our difference in height. Lilly and I are separated vertically by almost a foot and a half. This does have the added benefit, as previously mentioned, of making my Lilly […]

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Ambrosia Vibe: The Worlds First Cyborg Penis

How I Found the Worlds First Cyborg Penis I first heard about Orgasmatronics bionic strap-on, the ‘Ambrosia vibe’ through their Indegogo campaign. Indegogo is a crowd-sourcing setup similar to Kickstarter, only Indegogo actually allows for fun adult toys! After watching Orgasmatronics campaign video, I was hooked instantly! You could tell the Orgasmatronics crew was excited […]

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Kelvin the Ice Dragon: A Song of Ice and Desire

Twas the night before Christmas, when all thro’ the house. Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse; The cocks were hung from their owners and bare, In the hopes that the Bad Dragon soon would be there! An Intro to Bad Dragon For the first review here at Carnal Chameleon I figured what […]