Transcript Here comes Peter spunk-in-tail Hopping up your happy trail Slipperty Cockity Easter’s on its way! Max: Hello and welcome to this Carnal Chameleon audio review. I’m Max Chameleon. Lilly: I’m Lilly Chameleon Max: Today we have a special treat for you for Easter. It is the Primal Hardwere Bunny Butt. The Primal Hardwere Bunny […]
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Transcript Why Must I be like that, why must I chase the cat? Nothing but the pup in me! Bow wow wow yippie yo yippie yay, bow wow wow yippie yay! Max: I’d like to officially apologize to everyone for that intro sequence and especially George Clinton. I’m sorry for that it won’t happen again. […]
Max and Lilly Discuss the B-Bold by B Swish, a fun “Miso spoon shaped” vibe. Transcript Max: Hey Lilly! Lilly: Yes Max? Max: Do you wanna spoon? Lilly: Of course I do! let me bring my B Swish! Max: This is Max Chameleon. Lilly: And this is Lilly Chameleon. Max: So Lilly why don’t you […]
Max and Lilly Chameleon tackle the Mythical Unicorn in this review of the unique sex toy by Split Peaches. Split Peaches Unicorn Horn: Unicorn Horns Transcript: Have you ever wanted to know what it feels like to have your bottom penetrated by the pointed bony projection of a mythical animal? Of course you do! Max: […]
Sex Toy Stardate… 32016.2: On the 3rd planet from the local celestial body I have found something spectacular. A toy that I thought was lost to us never to return like those dreaded tribbles. I had found a wand. But not just any wand. A powerful cordless rechargeable massager wand. With the utmost urgency I must […]
How I Imagine it Went Down Somewhere in Germany an engineer was taking a long scenic walk in the German countryside. Suddenly, from a tunnel barely visible in a nearby hill, many tons of fast moving metal materialized and zoomed across the landscape. The engineer admired the Transrapid bullet train as it passed, their mind […]
I take my first nervous steps onto the wooden floor. The air is thick with anticipation. I can feel every eye on me as I take my right hand and reach up to cup the cold hard steel. This being my first pole dancing recital I started to doubt myself. “How did I get here? […]
Putting ‘Skittles’ in your butt is generally a bad idea but for Doxy we will make an exception. Oh? Skittle is just the name that this cunning British sex toy company came up with for their new massager? Well then, Keep calm and vibe on! Meet the ‘Nobble’ As a P.O.E I thought my uses for […]