Orgasmatron X2

The Orgasmatron X2 Sex Machine: Gyration Is the New Vibration

You know what is ridiculously expensive? Sex machines. I remember coveting a Sybian so bad that I had elaborate plans to build my own. As it turns out I suck at making things, but you know who doesn’t suck at making things? A little company called Orgasmatronics. One of Orgasmatronics sexy creations is the Orgasmatron. […]

Primal Hardwere Krubera Ovipositor: For Science!

I drew in an anticipatory breath and cautiously let it escape my lungs. I thought to myself “This is your moment Max, you have been training for this” My thoughts then shifted to my thousands hundreds tens of readers. This was for them and I was going to see this through for each and every one of […]

Why “Wolfie-Style” Is Our Favorite Position: The Fetish Zone Cadejo

Werewolf painting in cover photo by Lexi Trust me, if you really want to turn her on? You gotta try werewolf sex! –The Upright Citizens Brigade What is with all the love for the undead? It seems everywhere I turn there’s another vampire romance or zombie sex toy. Zombies… really? I mean what could possibly be less attractive […]

Ovo B4 Cock Ring

A Stimulating Pleasure Structure: The Ovo B4 Cock Ring

About Betty’s Toy Box Canadians have all the luck! Moose, beavers, dollar coins (when will we be free of the dreaded paper dollar?)! One area Canadians seem to lose out on, however, is decent sex toy retailers. That’s where companies like Betty’s Toy Box come in. Based in Toronto, Ontario, Betty’s Toy Box is a sex toy retailer that […]

Pizzicato Your Clit With Class: The Lovehoney Clit Clamp

(To the tune of If You’re Happy and you know it) If you like pressure on your clit try a clamp! If you like pressure on your clit Try a clamp! You can put it on your clit or even on a tit if you like pressure on your clit try a clamp! Whats better […]

Lights, Camera, Action: How We Started Swinging – Part 2

Part 1 of How We Started Swinging is suggested reading as we pick up the story where we left off there. Previously on “How We Started Swinging”: Lilly: “Threesomes are something that I thought only happened in porn; they’re sexy and hot, but that’s not real life.” Lilly: “Honey, we have to talk…” Max: “This can’t be […]

Carnal Chameleon Has Been Nominated for The Real Neat Blog Award!

Both Mr. Will from Mr. Wills House Of Thrills and Lexi from DeviantKitten have nominated Carnal Chameleon for the “Real Neat Blog Award”. These bloggers are awesome, so I know you are of course already reading their blogs. Just to make sure, now would be a good time to also double check that you are […]

Lovehoney Lola Realistic Vagina

Lola Ribbed Vagina by Lovehoney Teaches Us Some New Tricks

♫ I met her on a site where you should go It’s called Lovehoney and they know how to make you Moan-a M – O – A – N – A Moan-a She walked up to me and she asked me to wank I asked her her name and in a sultry voice she said […]

SQURM in front of proton pack

SQÜRM by Hole Punch Toys: Something Strange in Your Neighborhood

We Touch The Ethereal Plane At approximately 3:32 PM we received a call from the downtown post office.  They had received a plain brown package addressed to Carnal Chameleon that had suddenly leapt from the stack of packages and begun flying around the shipping area. This is the break Lilly and I had been looking for, real actual contact with a […]

2 Groups Of Kerbals Standing next to Swing Life Style Flag

To Explore New Worlds: How We Started Swinging – Part 1

To Explore New Worlds When it comes to the topic of relationship health and swinging, you will run into two polarized viewpoints. Some people claim that swinging (and other forms of non-monogamy) can in no way be beneficial to the health of a relationship. On the other side, some people will claim that non-monogamy will strengthen your relationship. […]