Max: Hey Lilly smile at the birdie! Lilly: Mmm that birdie made me do more than just smile! Max: Hello Sexplorers welcome to this Carnal Chameleon audio review. I’m Max Chameleon Lilly: And I’m Lilly chameleon. Max: Today we have a very special bird from Twin Tail Creations. Now Twin Tail Creations is one of […]
Transcript I scream, you scream, we all scream for Intimate Melody Lana! Lilly: Hello and Welcome to this Carnal Chameleon audio review. I’m Lilly chameleon Max: And I’m Max Chameleon Lilly: What we’re talking about today is the Intimate Melody Lana. It is a three in one package, silicon bullets and one handle. Now this […]
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Transcript Why Must I be like that, why must I chase the cat? Nothing but the pup in me! Bow wow wow yippie yo yippie yay, bow wow wow yippie yay! Max: I’d like to officially apologize to everyone for that intro sequence and especially George Clinton. I’m sorry for that it won’t happen again. […]
Max and Lilly Discuss the B-Bold by B Swish, a fun “Miso spoon shaped” vibe. Transcript Max: Hey Lilly! Lilly: Yes Max? Max: Do you wanna spoon? Lilly: Of course I do! let me bring my B Swish! Max: This is Max Chameleon. Lilly: And this is Lilly Chameleon. Max: So Lilly why don’t you […]
Max and Lilly Chameleon tackle the Mythical Unicorn in this review of the unique sex toy by Split Peaches. Split Peaches Unicorn Horn: Unicorn Horns Transcript: Have you ever wanted to know what it feels like to have your bottom penetrated by the pointed bony projection of a mythical animal? Of course you do! Max: […]
Putting ‘Skittles’ in your butt is generally a bad idea but for Doxy we will make an exception. Oh? Skittle is just the name that this cunning British sex toy company came up with for their new massager? Well then, Keep calm and vibe on! Meet the ‘Nobble’ As a P.O.E I thought my uses for […]
Max’s Log: Day 0 Location: Denver, CO You have got to be kidding me!? 2 separate business trips nearly back to back? Ugh, I have to dress up and pretend to be a normal productive member of society, gross! What about evening entertainment? Most of my sex toys are not things I’d like TSA to come […]
I drew in an anticipatory breath and cautiously let it escape my lungs. I thought to myself “This is your moment Max, you have been training for this” My thoughts then shifted to my thousands hundreds tens of readers. This was for them and I was going to see this through for each and every one of […]